I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends.
so i met my soul mate tonight
This is the greatest chat moment ever.
i posted this less than a month ago and it has 100,000 notes. Guys he doesn’t even know.
We must find him
just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over
If someone uses their mental illnesses as an excuse to hurt you without apologizing you get the fuck out of there. My abuser would use it as an excuse and make me feel guilty for my hurt feelings because it wasn’t his fault he was cruel to me.
alloromantic people need to stop pretending romo relationships are the most important type of relationship and that being romantically attracted to people is what makes u a person
One of these is not like the others
This is why us Scorpios are always misunderstood!
the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.
I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.
#the literal sole purpose of a boob is wait for it#AN UDDER#IT IS LITERALLY A COW UDDER#AND PEOPLE TOUCH COW UDDERS TO GET MILK ALL THE TIME#IT AINT SEXUAL OR ELSE IT WOULD BE SEEN AS BEASTIALITY TO GET COW MILK#SO PLEASE#SHUT UP ABOUT IT BEIGN A SEXUAL ORGAN
jesse oh my god
Also, if the argument is that they can be an erogenous zone ergo sexual, note that male nipples can also be erogenous zones.
And if we’re going by men’s reaction to them well, that’s based on how they perceive it. You know what are some other body parts that some portion of the population perceives as highly sexual and arousing, on both sexes? Feet, ears, necks, hair, hands, basically any body part attached to a human being, actually. I suppose we’d better cover all of them up too, for the good of public decency, right? In fact, even the contours of the body can do it, so really, we all should be walking around in boxes.
I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.
The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time). Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia? And not just with the kids, but with each other. I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything. They don’t treat their children like children. They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point.
It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.
Called a customer today, and her voicemail message was sung to the tune of “Master of the House”
I think I’ve found a new favourite customer
Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
I FUCKING SANG IT